You’ll follow John on a very eventful journey to find love, and even find yourself committing sexual harassment on various other skin flutes for one scene, leaving a bit of an uncomfortable atmosphere lingering as you continue playing as this love stick who seems to get lost along the hard path to find love.īesides this awkward situation, the story is actually fairly engaging. The game plays from a just-a-bit-higher-than-isometric viewpoint as you look down on the phallus. It’s not a long story, and John isn’t that long either, but it’s also not a hard story, just like John. A lonely ding-dong who is looking for a date to join him to his high school reunion. In Genital Jousting’s story, you take control of John. 2018 has arrived, and with it we see the story mode being introduced to the title. Originally, players were able to play the title as a penis, with the goal being to penetrate one another, either offline against computer controlled giggle sticks, or Online against other one eyed snakes. Genital Jousting, developed by, Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital, hit Steam as an Early Access title back in November 2016. Genital Jousting is one of these type of games. A game that you don’t understand why it is a thing, but it is. Those who get off on something a little more tactile can bring home a soft, cuddily keepsake in the form of the Official Genital Jousting Squeezable Plush via the Devolver Digital Merch Store for $30. More than just a fashionable sundress, this plush craves stimulation, and comes with a custom ‘spurt’ sound chip, as well as an impressively long Steam-y code, which can be redeemed for one copy of Genital Jousting.Every now and then a game comes out that is just incredibly bizarre. Starting January 18th, those who like to watch can get an eyeful of alluring live content broadcast directly from the Steam page, including competitive battles, story mode demonstrations, and even score a few freebies. In what promises to be the climax of competitive gaming, Devolver Digital and Free Lives are coming together with some of the greatest Genital Jousting players in the world to put on an arousing display not seen in any other competitive game. If you’re still not sure you want to get involved in jousting genitals, even from the privacy of your own home, you can watch some of the most endowed players in a veritable orgy of technically skill during the Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships. This is the Citizen Kane of penis video games.” -Fork Parker, CFO of Devolver Digital “ Genital Jousting’s story mode is the greatest narrative ever created for the medium of video games. Equipped with dynamic voiceover narration, the depth and girth of this tale has rocked the world of at least one happy participant. The story places you balls-deep in the life of John, a dick who desperately wants to find love. The Steam release measures in at $6.99, and comes well endowed with a whole load of hot, throbbing content, including a party mode, online and local multiplayer, allowing for up to eight simultaneous partners, and an entirely new story mode featuring an inspirational tale of self-improvement. It has left more than 300,000 very satisfied, or at least “Very Positive,” players since it released all over Early Access late last year. Created by indie developer Free Lives and intended for a mature audience, Genital Jousting became infamous as an arcade game thanks in no small part to its sex toy shaped controllers. Genital Jousting has pulled out of Steam Early Access, delivering a load of new features to eager fans, including a long, hard story mode, a warm, soft plush toy, and an eSports competition, which promises a thrilling public exhibition by some of the game’s most experienced participants.
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